I just had to google “which daylight savings time is the good one” cause all day long I thought we were LOSING an hour

“Tell that hoe I’m movin’ in cause the lease up” -Joe Biden

This is an actual automatic reply I received today: “I will be unavailable. I will be available when I return.” 🤔 thank you for this EXTREMELY helpful information

If this lil thing doesn’t break when I pull the tag off, you can bet your bottom dollar it’ll NEVER come off. I don’t care that it scratches me all day, I simply can’t be bothered with getting my scissors out I’m BUSY

My high school boyfriend ditched me on my birthday because it was Super Bowl Sunday so the next day he took me to McDonald’s to make up for it and he made me pay for my own food

My sister’s power went out in Houston so I asked her if she had any space heaters

List of people that were “stunned” when Pieper got sent home: 1. 2. 3. #TheBachelor

Andrew Giuliani looks like the grown up version of Buzz McCallister from Home Alone

I’m sorry but only psychopaths have their read receipts turned on

Megan Thee Stallion is the songbird of our generation

PSA: “a part” and “apart” have two different meanings. Please help spread awareness.

Who’s out here doing fireworks in BROAD DAYLIGHT is what I wanna know

In middle school I didn’t make the cheerleading team, but a girl who couldn’t even straighten her arms did. All of my friends from college know this girl by name. So I guess you could say I HAVENT LET IT GO

When your hair wash schedule aligns perfectly with your weekend plans

My go-to activity on any vacation is getting an incredibly painful sunburn on day 1 and not being able to enjoy the rest of the trip at all

I wonder what Randy Jackson is doing right now

CDC now recommends you put that thang down, flip it & reverse it

I kind of forgot Clayton was on this show for the first 20 minutes of this episode #thebachelor

Ever since Eminem said “Dr. Dre’s dead he’s locked in my basement” I legitimately though Dr. Dre was dead so tonight was a very exciting night for me #SuperBowl

Sometimes I think I should stop getting in arguments with strangers on the internet but every day people are STILL idiotic and self centered so here we go again!!!!