Y’all don’t get what I’m putting on the table here

I miss my wife

Not even joking the tweet I made yesterday gave me a nightmare about me saying I like bread over cheese in a medieval time period and they burned me at the stake for it, also I’m going back to the parody account stuff I just wanted to make a silly little post.

I need an hd version of this

The krew is the strongest it has ever been and will only grow

I think you meant to say it was so ass

I don’t know how to feel about this

Maybe I should get remarried

Idk man, those posters look pretty cool though

Could you not put me between those two Kongs

Fraud that can’t have his own identity and has to steal it from a superior

I’M NOT A FOOL

Yeah because I’m the only one who fits in