Weuh!! Imagine this is Ringo MCA lucky summer giving direction to goons how to stub, slaughter na pia kuuwa manze😭😭hizi ni video tutamia ICC. Technology is really doing the lord's work.

He has been waiting for this moment 💉💉. Take a listen

On ELECTION DAY, talk to the PERSON in FRONT and BEHIND you in both Kiswahili and English. Gauge their accent to determine their origin. There will be Burundians, Ugandans, Tanzanians in those queues. Ask them what they are doing there. Don't allow INELIGIBLE FOLKS to VOTE.

Casemiro!!! 🫣🤦🏿‍♂️

Our defense and mid in shambles 😬 #MUNFC

😂😂 That half is like we forgot to play. Very poor half!! Shocking. #MUNFC

Poor game and foolish red card!!

Sub off Ugarte!! Aden heaven Manchester United

That 1st half undone us! It was really poor and second half we play better with 10 men. #MUNFC

Kenya is about to lose KSh 3.6 BILLION, not because of war, not because of crisis, but because of sheer government stupidity. The State Department cleared Oryx Energies to import 60,000MT of fuel outside the G-to-G deal according to Citizen Tv. Then suddenly, they changed their

NTSA is rolling out mandatory inspections for private cars older than 4 years and annual checks for PSVs.

Delap thought Heaven is soft. 😂 He has switched to Mazzy!! #MUNFC #CHEMUN

Mazzy after Afcon is not the same. Shaky in defense! #MUNFC #CHEMUN

The difference between Mainoo and Urgate is huge!! Mainoo has been immense. Deserves Man of the match #MUNFC #CHEMUN

#Mainoo 🔥👌 #MUNFC

That chance Mainoo created, Amad had time to pause and shoot. It would have been assist of the season. Amad Diallo 🌼 needs to relax and goals will come. Mbeumo also.

That sub for a #Amad is interesting. Hope it doesn't crush his confidence. #MUNBRE #MUNFC

Those are chances Bruno would have buried. He is looking for that 20th Assist. #MUNBRE #MUNFC

Good win, but missing that cleansheet is disappointing!! #MUNFC #MUNBRE

I've tried to compile all those promises into one post. You can help me. Eey Ni mingi 🧵