The new RTJ track >>>>>

@Kpholloway no coffee after noon

@Kpholloway or, how I learned to stop worrying and love nothing

New Instagram has taken away my joy of getting 11 likes. I needed that, Instagram. Thanks a lot.

Even though I know the song is called "6 Inch" all I hear is "sex and chill." ...

In the past week I've sent not one but two packages to my old address. :( none is elegible for in-store pickup. 😩

@Kpholloway I think you are

Just typed "mustard" instead of "mystery" so that's how my day is going.

How many times is too many times to proofread the subject and body of an email before hitting send? Asking for a friend.

@Kpholloway DAMMIT

New Order needs an open road with the windows down. Listening to Jenny Eliscu 's old school show at work was the best and worst decision.

Can design blogs stop using the word "empathy"? It's starting to lose meaning.

WAITING ROOM NEVER FAILS TO TURN A MOOD AROUND

If I have to read one more UX article with the word "empathy" ...

Orange is the New Black? More like Boring is the New Black, amirite?

I hope to one day live in a world where all links open in a new tab.

I'm a sucker for a good Carpenters cover. The SiriusXMU session with Bat for Lashes is everything. <3 <3

I don't even care what else comes out this week. I fully expect Run The Jewels - "Talk To Me" to be #1 on SiriusXMU's download 15

Defend the lands you have left. Secretary Ryan Zinke #MonumentalMistake