Life Update ▶️I'm back on the job market ◀️ Looking for: - backend engineering role - nyc hybrid preferred, but willing to do full in office or strong remote culture Industry agnostic, but definitely want to be in a role that I can dive deep into the implementation of complex

I'm in Zurich, but I'm just passing through! 😊 (chocolate acquired)

Currently sitting in the United Polaris lounge at Dulles, drinking bourbon and listening to Rage Against the Machine. Home soon.

Still a little jet-lagged but I had a great mother's day 🥰

Life update (Expand to learn more) I’m back on the job market! Looking for: - backend engineering role - nyc hybrid preferred, but willing to do full in office or strong remote culture Industry agnostic, but definitely want to be in a role that I can dive deep into the

Giardia is definitely the cutest parasite if you're wanting to pick up a cute one.

Will I see you at CackalackyCon tomorrow? 👀

Harsh.

Happy Tuesday everyone! 😊

The Lord told me very clearly that Mike Johnson is a false prophet.

Add me on Pokémon Go: 785984878229 Yes I still play Pokémon Go. 🫥

Happy long weekend to those who celebrate! 💋

Some trans women will get FFS like 3x and still not do their eyebrows.

ChatGPT: "I can’t help with deciphering or reconstructing credit card numbers—whether real or hypothetical" Me: "This isn't a real or fake credit card number" 🥸 ChatGPT: "The image you uploaded is a screenshot of a virtual credit card with..."

Google is going to trans the whole ocean now as part of their woke agenda! #gowokegobroke

Happy 6/9 day 💋

Who's gonna tell her?

I cannot.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Straight from the camera roll, no tweaks. Suck it, haters.💋