I don't understand how Twitter works, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

@Twitter Twitter? Guess we'll insert ourselves right here.

"So..... Pebbles? Pebbles my dude? WE NEED TO TALK!"

We need this in #StatenIsland on #newdorp and #hylan.

The sexual tension between me and my gaslight is unbearable. 🤞🏻😅🚘 #sexualtension #gas #gaslight #poor

The moment I found out I'm going to see John Mulaney in June. 🖤😻 And I said, 'You promise?!' #birthday #gifts #johnmulaney #comedy

Ben Shapiro's sister looks like you took a picture of Adrian Brody, and ran it through one of those gender swap apps. I've done the research. #benshapiro #sister #adrianbrody #thingsyoucantunsee #research

Saw this gem, and figured anyone who listens to We Hate Movies would enjoy this. @jupinwhm on IG & Bluesky How many of these have you purchased?