im about to be like the purple wiggles guy rn

im wearing my "chill guy" shirt today so that people know that i can kick it too if i do so please

just because i make 300k a year, listen to the best music, smoke awesome weed, and have great pipe doesn’t mean i have it all figured out lol

if i were white id be spending my time learning the erhu

im considering adding "good vibes" and "chill guy" to the list of skills on my resume

san francisco needs a wilco i think

second week on the job and im already putting up high scores in the bathroom

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there was a guy on the train dressed like if david byrne had a good tailor

proudly displaying my monitor in the office opened to a fullscreen spotify playlist named "sad girl starter pack"

this but theyre scrolling through a csgo inventory

they're gonna draw and quarter me later if you're down to hang out

genuinely excited to show up to my flight early tomorrow and people watch at my gate over a sandwich

lowkey this is me if i were an elephant 🤷

stunting on my four y/o cousin at the paw patrol hand eye coordination scissor workbook

was at my hs reunion and i heard these exact words like 5+ times