Gumby lives in the Hellmouth

are blaseballs supposed to sweat did they always do this

creb is just phone with less apps, thonk about it 🤔🦀📱

see like today, as far as I can tell, it's just telling us to "CRACK OPEN THE EGG CALLED 'MOON,' AND DRINK OF ITS YOLK" #blaseball

SUNBEAMS PLAYER QUICK FACTS: Zack Sanders does not believe in, and is incapable of perceiving, vegetables #blaseball

Our Carcinization process has a 100% success rate. You either become a crab or fail and die as a mammal. imo that's win-win

The Hellmouth Sunbeams are proud to announce our newest sponsor: Numberade. It's math you can drink. Available in flavors like Long Division Splash and Cool 4. #blaseball

🔪🦀👁️ MONDAY 👁️🦀🔪

went into one of the ballpark janitorial supply closets without observing the proper rites and had to spend the last couple days as a mop #blaseball

Last Tuesday, Igneus Delacruz began finding etchings and scraps of parchment that hinted at the existence of an Ur-Tome, which contained the formula for blaseball perfection. Today, in the depths, they found it. And it read: "Do your best, I guess!" Soon, again, we will.

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