My neighbor's cat is trying to defect.

Guitar. because I need a reminder that dexterity is my dump-stat.

My X feed let's me stand in both echo chambers at once. It hurts, but it's also funny.

American politics is highly predictable if you always think of Republicans as cowards that think they’re George Washington and Democrats as nags that wish they were Stalin.

How is it that posting something like “generally speaking, water is wet” will get comments like “OMG you don’t know what you’re talking about. Not everything wet is water FFS! Seriously, educate yourself on liquids.”

That transcendent moment when you can no longer tell the difference between political posturing and the loud yapping of annoying little dogs.

Alright, who let Ares take the wheel?

Some days you get a whole day's work done before 09:00. Other days nothing works and you might as well pour a glass of whisky and watch cartoons.

Whenever someone says "that's a you problem" I always hear it as "I know you are but what am I?" and have to chuckle a bit.

A cat horfing up a massive hairball at exactly 03:33 is a remarkably effective alarm clock.

Discussions of Marxist theory always feel a bit like listening to a pitch to invest in a free energy machine.

I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. Well ... Commander Shepard. On a Renegade playthrough.

Net Wraiths: Sorry half-souls that haunt comment feeds seeking purpose in insulting people while lacking the wit to do it well. We've all seen them . . .

It’s been my experience that about 15% of people that dismiss “conspiracy theories” out of hand are well informed on the specific subject. The other 85% have a profound lack of curiosity.

This cat keeps coming over to visit so I named him Capital. Because he goes where he's welcome.

The Neverending Story hits a lot harder now than it did when I was a kid.

That sickening feeling when your world is ruled by depraved goblins but all the prominent radicals are plants and posers.

The commentor clearly meant "reactionary man" as an insult, but in my head I heard it in the voice of Johnny Cash and smiled.

It’s been interesting watching my peers who grew up expecting the 2020s to be cyberpunk or Mad Mad realize they instead live in a bad D&D game with dark lords that sacrifice kids and make geopolitical decisions based on prophecies.

I know the Artemis rocket is a cobbled together mess of leftover Shuttle parts and the whole mission profile is iffy, but damn it was good to see NASA laving LEO again.