Holding the record as the first president in history to be impeached twice is one way to "win so much," I guess.

weird how quick "essential worker" and "hero" went back to "burgerflipper"

I want recurring $2,000 checks for all until this pandemic is over and for 3 months after.

Gotta admit it’s really something to see Wall Streeters with a long history of treating our economy as a casino complain about a message board of posters also treating the market as a casino

Financial experts keep saying stock prices should be tied to value but what about the value of getting to ruin a hedge fund guy’s life

The business model of Wall Street is fraud.

I was hoping the end of Trump would be the end of reality being stranger than fiction, but then an app named Robinhood acted as a protective force for unearned wealth, shutting out everyday people from the chance to win back a few schillings legally stolen from them.

If you want a deep-dive into the mindset of “I’m not an antisemite I just want to save the Jews from causing their own persecution” you can’t do better (before Lindsay today) than Father Coughlin’s 1939 sermons compiled in the pamphlet “Am I an Anti-Semite?”

Two Rules for Life: 1. Be kind to people, especially when they don't "deserve" it. 2. Get a bidet.

The debate Democrats should be having is how much *more* we should be helping people this year, not how much less.

Day 2 of not having power/heat. It was 8F outside, and it’s gotten down to 38F in the house. My pups are struggling. We’ll make it through, but this is nightmarish.

Very on brand for republicans to blame power outages in a state that they run entirely on the Green New Deal proposed by democrats that hasn’t even been voted on yet let alone taken effect.

Reading political hot takes about the utility failure in Texas. Surviving in my Austin apartment, 38F indoors, no heat no power for over two days. Having a hard time seeing my phone because I can’t help but see my breath. Grounding me in a way I won’t soon get up from.

Apt neighbor had a pipe burst. My entire living room and kitchen is flooded. And now we don’t have water. Day three without power/heat in freezing temperatures somehow just got worse.

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | | 90% of the | | plants that failed | | in Texas have | | been oil, gas, | | & coal plants | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

Standing in my flooded apartment in below freezing temperatures not having had heat or electricity for three days, I began to wonder if I shit on 2020 a little too much.

Republicans really are just running on a platform of “we will kill all of you for money” and millions of people love it, because they think “all of you” doesn’t include them, and they think they’ll get a cut.

Loophole: can’t boil what you don’t have 🧐