We’re running 5 night trips to see the Aurora at a whopping £3295pp. It will be a bright full Moon, so even if the Aurora is going nuts your view will be atrocious. Our two ‘astronomers’ have no qualifications-in anything. One was fired in 2017 for stealing from a charity. Enjoy!

Did you know our ‘charity’ bought a Land Rover Discovery and not one but two new Audi Allroad Quattro cars (with private plate) for our boss… in under four years? He made £74000 per year with significant perks, and lived just minutes from our luxury offices. #ScamCharity

Outraged at the #PostOfficeScandal? We did the same thing. Messed up. Marked our own homework. Covered it up. Lied. Paid ourselves for the privilege. Accepted undeserved awards. Bled the taxpayer dry. Then repeatedly lied to frame innocent people: kielderobservatory.com

Happy #InternationalDayOfWomenInScience! On this day in 2016 our CEO drew a 2m long penis and testicles on our skylight, photographed it and Tweeted it to 25k people. When a manager complained, we threatened his job, made him redundant and then lied about it on the annual report.

It’s the sixth anniversary of us putting an uninsured medically-unfit driver behind the wheel with kids on ice, crashing and covering it up. We did so by lying to the Charity Commission, paying golden goodbyes, and making false allegations about whistleblowers to the Police!

RAS NAM - Hull 2024 🪐Dr Sheila Kanani🪐 Threads @saturnsheila Disappointing to see Royal Astronomical Society at RAS NAM - Hull 2024 continue talking about significance of eradicating bullying in our community whilst simultaneously promoting its worst offenders… a despicable group of criminal whistleblower abusers they assured me they’d cut ties with ‘19

Another satisfied customer: ‘Most disappointing attraction we’ve ever visited’… ‘Overpriced’… ‘£174 for hot chocolate’… ‘Spoken to like 5 year old children’… ‘Waste of time and money’… ‘Farcical’… ‘Price is hefty’… ‘Would not recommend’… ‘Avoid’… ‘Shame’…

.BBC North East can you stop promoting a criminally-negligent, fraudulent, whistleblower-abusing scam charity please? Or is it fine because one of their Trustees just happens to be a BBC Director? kielderobservatory.com

Our latest review: ‘36 people at a premium event’ ‘Isn’t good value’ ‘100% rushed’ ‘Just sent for a coffee’ ‘Felt like a rip off’ ‘10% discount is a joke’

Latest review is from a group of teachers - 1*… again… - telescope broken for a year - second telescope broken - cloudy - looked at nothing - 30min for an instant drink - awful poor quality merchandise - uncomfortable - worst thing we’ve done all year - tired and poor value

Easily the highest IQ, least sleazy CEO we’ve ever had. Excited wees are still preferable to fiddling an Audi, abusing staff or lying to the Charity Commission.

When you book on one of our cash cow ‘Aurora nights’…

.Kielder Observatory Trustees such as Peter Standfield and Cassian Harrison would do well to learn from the Justin Welby scandal. People who cover up institutional abuse excused as ‘the greater good’ and for personal benefit ALWAYS get caught in their lies and are ALWAYS lambasted for it!

We’re running another £3000 Aurora tour and knowingly falsely advertising it as ‘dark skies’… despite being full moon. We’re actively ripping people off. Don’t let the charity status fool you… we’re a scam.

When staff whistleblow, according to the letter of the law, and their legally protected rights, about well-documented testimony-backed crimes being repeatedly committed at our charity…