simon civilization scale A: You can leave keys in your car B: You can leave car unlocked C: You have to lock car D: You have to lock car and conceal any valuables E: You cannot keep anything in your car F: E + and you have to leave it unlocked so they don't smash the window

waiter asked if i wanted the dry rub when i ordered. uh i came here for the food buddy

The world's most famous neoclassical buildings are kind of boring and generic when you actually look at them. It's even hard to tell them apart: which one below is Versailles, or Buckingham Palace? So here's why neoclassical architecture (although it's nice) is overrated:

The actual problem with digital drivers licences is cops can't be trusted with a device that has nude photos of you and/or your significant other and maybe an ex or two

Is the ranfurly shield no longer a big deal or do i just no longer go to a high school where half the team who won it in a shock upset are alumni of?

thanks to everyone who's helped make this a reality, I'm excited to share more of what I have planned for this soon open.substack.com/pub/smithkstea…

Just got the rare opportunity to be the first person to ask a kid "how longs a piece of string"?

The cool thing is that New Zealand is going to be guided through its economic collapse by people who think our biggest problem is Te Reo words slowing down roading projects which cost $5 more dollars for every $1 spent

You used to be able to buy Breton cultured butter for less than NZ churned butter at New World so I think this sale can only lead to good things

Fonterra? What did he use papyrus?

You couldn't make the teletubbies these days because of advances in flatscreen technology they wouldn't be tubby they'd be very skinny

One of the funniest car brained arguments is "if everyone saves 20 seconds on a trip that adds up." No it doesn't! That's not how time works!

Private school alumni network go brrrrrrrrrr

it's friday and work is finished guys

interfacing with Czech authorities and I understand why Kafka was the way he was

No subsequent politician in NZ has ever understood how much "something to do" matters btw

Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth has not aged well I have to say. if you listen to it in 2025 it is like a fever dream