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Why did we let golf attire get so ugly? Used to look like proper men, now it’s just comfy boys

Football joke (if you’re ever in need): Tight end? Reminds me of ya motha’s sweet ass!

“Sometimes I get a good feeling that I never (never never ever) had before” This lyric is inherently flawed, is the author suggesting it’s a routine occurrence to get a good feeling, yet that feeling is always net-new? How many different good feelings are there? I call bullshit

Wham’s Last Christmas is begrudgingly one of my favorite Christmas songs… the emotion is palpable, genuine, and the 80s synth&bass backtrack is simple but spot on for the vibe. George Michael had pipes! RIP

PM was founded in ‘01 and has been king in country club attire for a long time… don’t think burnerverse did anything, just the next generation discovering good products. Prob lost as many geezer customers who passed away in the last year 😬

As a man in your 20s, buy 2 zyn cans every three days, go in to debt if you have to

It amazes me that all throughout digiorno’s ‘it’s not delivery’ propaganda campaign, industry titans like red baron, tombstone, kroger brand, etc continued to build and hone their product quietly. To this day, most agree that at best, digiorno is mid, overpriced, and only worth

Been feeling some slight lower back pain lately… is this the start of my Luigi Mangione era ?

The girls on hinge demanding 6’3+ and prompts including “typical Sunday: couch rot!”

Imagine this is what you’re thinking abt the day after Christmas. What a disgusting dystopia we’ve created

Guy losing trust in his girlfriend and the last straw is that she told him the digiorno was delivery and he knew it right away

To contest this, I think every one of those vids of someone running over their buddy in a golf cart had a guy like this behind the wheel. But hey, that’s just boys being boys

If this isn’t enough to convince you to buy an asset with a finite supply, seek help

Have a feeling this guy is gonna die in like a weird cartoonish piano-drop way and it’s gonna be such an own goal

When your roommate is pissing you off (just by existing) and then you hear them chewing …. Nothing more infuriating

The fellas and I are getting together and having a falling out tn if you want to swing by

Allow the large canine to increase its caloric intake

Jokes on yall, I’ve committed every tik tok I’ve ever watched to memory