Picture of the Astronomer CEO & the Head of HR at the weekly staff meeting.

The secretary when they both walked in the office this morning:

Coldplay tickets $1000 Dinner $300 Divorce $1,300,000 Having your face all over the internet cheating on your spouse: priceless

[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew

If I send you this, know you’ve been exposed. 😭

UPDATE: Future responds to Astronomer CEO Andy Byron’s alleged affair situation via his IG story: “I can’t save you twin u on ur own”

I found out I was cheated on at an REO Speedwagon concert I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who heard it from another she'd been messing around...😟

😂😂😂

I want to be scottie scheffler when i grow up

last time the angels won a series in philly was 2008...

A year ago, this man was in and out of jail. Now he’s a dedicated father and a respected family man. In America, anything is possible.

One of us had a fucking stroke. Whomever wrote this, or me trying to read it.

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cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way

A cheeseburger from 5 Guys is the same exact price as a 2023 Dodge Challenger