khun: hey, i’m getting in the shower. wanna help me out? bam: …have you never taken a shower before?

[endorsi babysitting] khunbam’s kid: STOP! THAT’S DAD’S CLOTHES! endorsi: this filthy thing? kid: he was gonna wear that tonight and you ruined it. endorsi: honey, it was already ruined when he bought it.

aguero: so we’re engaged eduan, looks at bam: you should’ve asked me first bam: you’re not really my type though

interviewer: what’s your type? khun: my beautiful husband [turns to the rest of team bam] interviewer: what about you guys? the rest of team bam: khun’s husband

khunbam

LOL

bam: hey khun, how many cups of coffee have you had today? khun: this is only my second cup [cut to him shaking in the corner with dark circles under his eyes drinking another cup of coffee] khun, looks at camera like it’s the office: this is my 31st cup of coffee today

bam: [sneezes] everyone: [gasps] shibisu: quick! call khun! shibisu, covering bam with a blanket: here, put this on! rak: i can’t get hold of blue turtle! [door bangs open] khun: i’m here.

[while bam and endorsi are changing clothes] bam: [starts taking his shirt off] khun, internally: he’s grown so much already khun: i know those biceps could crush me rak: blue turtle, your texts are mixed up!

bam: khun! look at my engagement ring! khun: who wants to marry you now?! bam: you :D

bam: filled your room with the fog machine khun: ok. but why would you do that bam: bored

[bam using khun’s phone because his phone is dead] khun: endorsi! khun: guess what we’re about to get endorsi: on my nerves

bam: we both know i’m gonna end up creating some level of violent situation khun: just try not to get arrested for gbh or assault

bam, sighing dreamily: [about khun] he’s probably committing crimes right now rachel: who is? bam: what are you, a cop? piss off