How am I gonna live happily knowing I can never hear a new Young Dolph song 😔

Mentally looking for the after party Physically in a retirement home

I made the measurements to fit 4 beers or about 5 White Claws.

I stay craving chicken McGriddles 🤤

There's no way

“Finding an Aquarius that expresses emotions, Jesus.. Got a bigger chance finding Bigfoot.” 💀

A girl with a massive bush in the 1970s.

Why is Paul Blart becoming a meme?

These iPad babies are really showin’ themselves

Look at the moon 🌙

How they do quality assurance at this vape factory in Asia

Me: These drinks taste like juice Me an hour later

🚨🇺🇸 U.S. OFFICIALS WARNING OF TERRORIST ATTACKS IN AMERICA Intelligence officials are sounding the alarm over the increasing possibilities of attacks at “mass gatherings such as sports stadiums, concert venues, or houses of worship in the United States” like concerts by ISIS

“I get it. You wanna get lit & throw ass but it’s a bowling alley..” 💀💀💀

Getting the title of ultimate soft girl >>

It feels good finding yourself again

“Do ever feel the random need to cry on your birthday?”