I screenshot stuff and never look at it again ..then wonder why I don’t have any storage

i forgive and forget’ that’s so cool for you but personally i resent and remember

i need a gf who gon beat tf outta me if i try to leave

The joy of finding money in your clothes is like finding lost treasure >>>

Wow pizza again for the 5th night, this btch must think ima ninja turtles 😩 cowabunga btch! 😭

it's attractive when someone can educate you on topics you lack knowledge about

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough of them asking

Why do rappers be like "I'm sippin lean you sippin water" like ok that's fine bro

"I'm not sleeping I was just resting my eyes" - a mf who was definitely passed out

My grandchildren will get my Spotify login as part of their inheritance

When I like a song I repeat it until the artist comes out and asks for water

My camera roll is basically a digital junk drawer full of screenshots I swore were “important” and have never looked at again a day in my life. Now my storage is fighting for its life.

Never been the type to wanna fit in, I'll sit alone if I have to.

being single’s fun until you want a kiss

What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it?

As a straightforward person, I’m begging you to stop taking on the burden of addressing everything and just let some things be. You shouldn’t always need to be the spark of tough conversations; they’re adults too, they need to speak up.

date cancelled, she told me to meet her there instead of picking me up first

Can you stay at home for 5 days for $20,000?

Serious question: Is there really people who enjoy spending the whole day at home, alone and without talking to anyone?

if we done, WE DONE. Please dont text me, bc ima text u back