The first time I left Nigeria and travelled to America, my nephew came to pick me up at the airport. As we stepped outside, I saw a zebra crossing and did what any well trained Nigerian pedestrian would do. I calculated the speed of the oncoming cars and prepared to sprint like

Me & My friend sold a half Container. We both made a small profit of about N6m each. He flew with his Babe to Dubai on Holiday. Dope pics for Days. I kept my money dey chop am small small. Pls why is this guy asking Me to borrow him N500k he’s broke. Shey me no sabi travel? 🙄😡

Dear EFCC Nigeria, How far with these people's corruption allegations? Any update?

I will kiss her cheeks and carry her and tell her I love her too. Then some hours later drive with her in the car to get it fixed while she watches me negotiate with the mechanics the cost. On our way back I will take her to her favourite treat spots like ice cream and go get

Why does Barça have so many haters? It’s simple. Most fans didn’t meet FC Barcelona as underdogs they met the 2009–2012 Pep era. The most dominant team many had ever seen. Tactically superior. Technically flawless. And with Lionel Messi at his peak. Historically, Real Madrid

Happy 66th Birthday to our dear father, His Excellency, Mallam Nasir Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai. I have said this before and I will say it again. I also love to proudly say it. One of the greatest honours of my life is being called your son. You are an impeccable administrator, a courageous

There’s nothing that hurts a man like not being able to provide for his family. A lot of men secretly cry when they can’t provide for their families. May almighty Allah enrich responsible men amen.

I want to be the president of this country for just 6 months so that I can undo all of this bullshit

Datti Baba Ahmed. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Next week 300 more will arrive. Then 100 more a month later till they’re 1000. Then they build the FOB & use it as a base to create their new Afghanistan. The US cannot Survive a world at peace. Nigeria is the new occupied territory

"I know of States that have received over 500 billion Naira from the Federal Government as palliative, but I have never received anything. I think the reason I don't get it is because I'm not in APC. -Dauda Lawal, Zamfara State Governor

Without mincing words, Asiwaju has proven to be the worst president this country has ever had. Nearly every policy introduced has been disastrous.. economically, politically and most alarming is the allowance of foreign military presence on our soil.

🚨 🎙️ Raphinha on the refrees: “I told the referees straight it feels like everything is going against us. Before their goal, there’s a clear foul on Jules Koundé his ankle gets hit and everyone can see it. No whistle, no VAR review. The play continues and it costs us. Then

If I get 100k, nobody for this life fit collect pass 10k for my hand.

A man in zaria asked his local Imam about their plans for iftar at the masjid. After listening to what they intended to provide for the worshippers, he offered to sponsor all the sachets of pure water that would be distributed throughout Ramadan. When he was told the total cost

Yes, Flick is struggling right now and he’s being stubborn with the high line, that criticism is fair. But for everything he’s done, he 100% deserves patience. He inherited a trophyless team, got zero support from the board, and still won a domestic treble. That’s massive

Did this to my father's khaki and got the beating of a lifetime. He didn't see the vision.

I am not a Governor, Senator, or Member of the House of Reps. Unfortunately, I’m just a private citizen. A well is what we can collectively afford, not from government allocation, not from constituency funds, just from regular people who prefer doing something over typing think

10 years as a Medical Doctor in Nigeria. This is what I could afford. On this particular day some young boys in a Lexus were laughing at me with my tie under the hot sun of Abeokuta. There was no way on earth my salary and side hustle could get me another car. We really need