Meeting the new intern

status: ○ single ○ taken ● uncut

Men looking their best while doing the least will forever be the beauty standard.

Lost my wallet for the third Christmas in a row. At this point, it’s a holiday tradition… but I’m definitely the problem. 🫠

Him: Get my good angle Me: 👌🏻

Starting to think the bigger the Valentine’s Day surprise, the more fragile the relationship. The healthiest couples seem to keep it simple.

I want my nipples pierced

Chudai 🤔

Just me being anti social at the party 🍌🙈

Been liking your stories for weeks. no progress. starting to think this isn’t how relationships work. 🫠

dating me requires high standards, emotional stamina, and Google Calendar access