Do I have any friends that pump iron in Nashville?

Guys, my Summer bod isn’t going to arrive in time for tour. Do I order Skims now or wait til the week before?

We had Sky play on a TWL track a few years ago and it was truly fuckin insane the take he sent over. Leveled up the song in a way only he could. Fire your bassist. Hire Sky. It’s the only way.

No More Bad Dads 🎣

Anybody else’s Spotify Related Artists disappear? I loved that feature and it’s been gone for a couple months now I think 😐

The metalcore guitarist to Real Estate Agent pipeline needs to be studied.

We used to eat an entire meal without watching YouTube. Gross.

Walked into the gym and had a moment where I laughed that all the teenagers have perms before I quickly remembered buying a straight iron for my swoop. Carry on, Gen Z.

May I one day have the patience to wait for my Uncrustable to fully thaw

Someone explain the Jeep ducks

Bout to sing for Anberlin and I’ve never free mic’d

My flag. My uniforms 🫡

Play Sleepwalking 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Just updating everyone that mainland Europe did NOT get my schtick at all. Jokes and gags just absolutely did NOT land.

Y’all, is it cringe to have in ear monitoring?

Love a scene where a dude is just assembling a sniper rifle

Mayday Parade LOVES a key change and I love Mayday Parade

It actually took me several years to get married in the suburbs

Costco always filled with the most jacked dudes you’ll see outside of a gym.

Outside coffee is a big treat in your 30’s