Since my car has no AC rn, I’m planning any drive that’s over 10 minutes for after the sun goes down.

My brain wants me dead today.

Fucking rock music, dude.

I wish I was going to the southpaw/tied up/ritual show and not going to work.

Y’all ever just wanna disappear? Like maybe no one would notice.

My phone has 1% and I have no charger. Pray for me

I’m only happy when I’m asleep, playing music or pouring beer.

Someone take me to get my ears pierced. I don’t wanna go by myself

Old people are the worst about coming in RIGHT before closing and staying too late. They’ve obviously never worked a service job before.

This makes me so happy I might’ve cried.

Stop doing music videos in fields, it’s been done to death.

I wish I was in a silly goofy mood but I’m not.

I love that I’ll drive all over the Austin area to see my friends but no one would drive 30 minutes to see me…

Me, in my 30s: IM JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

If I see someone with a ukulele I’m running the other direction.

You know I got that END IT baseball jersey. Bouta be flexin’ on EVERYONE

I work every weekend now so I’m gonna miss all the shows. I hate this.