Heard a girl saying on phone " I love you soo much my Sonu, monu, sweetu, baabu, lolu, golu, molu ". That was a conference call, right ?

Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.

"Let's take it offline" is corporate world's "andar chalo, padosi dekh rahe hai"

It's a little weird that our society has agreed that the most binding form of contract is to write your name in a fancy way.

Bae: come over Me: cant, contemplatin surrealism and the abstract concept of thought Bae: my parents arent here Me: is anyone really "here"?

When the heat makes you go fuck it imma take a dip

This, after I took a week to gather the courage to go to the police to complain about my harasser. #NoCountryForWomen

All I said was a 'K' and just look at him!!!!! 😵

"Be courageous, but not foolhardy." Maya Angelou's beautiful, wise letter to her younger self buff.ly/1OYaqGU

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