do you ever eat over someone’s house where they don’t season their food and you wonder how they live like that

made this cashew chicken stir-fry and paused only to kill this scorpion how many dad points is that?

some people treat their scale like a wishing well instead of an accountability tool

new rule: before you DM me you need to do 50 kettlebells swings

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I want everyone on 𝕏 to see this

once grok starts remembering me, it will be the only health coach I’ll ever need

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creators: do you save your best content for subs?

being a conscientious 𝕏 employee I strive to read every post created on this platform daily

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Spaces is unrivaled most laughs per minute on the platform

up early and made a stack o’ pancakes ask me anything

taking a morning walk with your spouse may be the best thing for your marriage and your health