Karnt berleev I nerver git 2 kooch j-derv. Wot da fak

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Mi at teh Brernlow aftur-partee with ma bich and ma medel Sry Gerry

Kerch ov tha yeer biches.

Baok rownd urp tha coake and biches

Ress Lion u fagit Thet shud b mi kooching en teh Grunny

il beet teh Horks in mi faking slep Biches

Herpy berfdai 2 teh kern biches

I gayv Perts furst unternashonal rukkie Danyul Flin a contrakt coz he sed hed lyn up Iresh biches 4 mi Irelund fk mi pls

I lyk him beta thn Jespur Pitturd alredy Sry Jespur

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Am akchul teh dr. ov kernanomics

Perdsiadly woz guing 2 akcept a jerb skrubing mi toylet untel teh KKKrows gayv him a 2 yr kontrect RT if u cryd.. ov laftur

Mi an Jayms Perdsiudly

Richo pls, stap scarin mi..

Mi an Alun Richurdsen

Merch heet Veri hert Meni swet Surch derbei So fakd Woow

Fakin biches wit baoky 2nite

Looking sharp Kern Hinkely