don't underestimate how hard it is to be this bad unparalleled consistency

Imagine paying all that money for those seats and then witnessing history through a phone screen Talk about self cuckery

patiently waiting for a throwback with $fet so i can short this dumpster fire trash much lower

They really thought they could get rid of me that easily And we’re back

Majority of retail doesn’t even know what EV means Degenerate gamblers with a dream have short term memories. Numbers start going up and the dream of striking gold will quickly erase the scars from the past They always return Always

Nothing more wholesome than receiving a facetime from my niece just to say gm What an absolute gem Life is good fam

People getting angry about other people promoting platforms that encourage degenerate gambling in a space that’s designed specifically for degenerate gambling/degenerate gamblers Make it make sense Not exactly the hill to die on

Figured I’d wait for a catastrophic nuke to make my triumphant return SOL WIF JUP Could pretty much buy anything at these levels and chill for the next few months but as one of the original solana shillers I’ll stick to my roots WHAT UP OLD HOMIES

Coincidence? I think not

>mark out htf levels 40% lower >patiently wait to buy >nuke into obvious levels >too scared to buy >big bounce >convince yourself of a bottom retest >retest never comes >revenge short as it continues higher This is how salty sidelined permabears are born

Use this market wide dump as an opportunity to dump garbage coins and jump into winners Your coin isn’t lagging, it’s an underperforming useless pos that will continue underperforming for the rest of the cycle Don’t be that xrp guy still convincing himself of world domination

After catastrophic dumps like this people ask how I do this whole crypto thing I’ve been a toronto sports fan my whole life, pain and suffering is all I know

FTX collapse and covid weren’t enough to kill the usual crypto cycle timeline Maybe this time is different but I doubt it Put the crack leverage pipe down and buy spot down here. Once the uptrend continues you yolo crank the leverage way up Simple really

Listen matthews scoring 70 goals is so important to leafs fans bc 90% of us who are rooted in this thing called reality know the playoffs will bring nothing but misery and failure so we’d like something to celebrate before the inevitable disappointment Let us have our moment

Market sucks so no better time to post god tier food takes Just grabbed this gem. If you’ve never had sfoglia you haven’t truly lived. It’s like a massive passion flaky on steroids 10/10 must try

there’s no worse feeling than watching your life crumble before your eyes there’s no better feeling than picking yourself back up, working your ass off and climbing back to the top of the mountain nothing feels better than redemption we are so fkn back

over the past couple months i saw hundreds of spam bot posts in youtube comments about buying ai16z all i kept thinking was i feel for the braindead idiots that buy this trash coin narrator: but it was he who was the braindead idiot

it appears taking a year off ct has absolutely decimated my engagement i guess i'm gonna have to start putting in real work again rather than getting that easy free access to infinite dopamine say no more