I have all the regrets for using you for my baby's registry. I promise to never do business with your company or its subsidiaries again. Pottery Barn

Lol Pottery Barn. Asking me to DM you with my order number and then not responding, three days later: yet another example of your terrible customer service! Good job! Keep it up!

Carklava!

can't not

Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/bAtyh/

Slipped on water while skipping and singing Christmas carols at work.

Who the fuck tips less than 20% on Christmas eve? Lots of people, it turns out.

Poor Jeffrey eugenides. Nabokov's a tough act to follow. #readingthemarriageplotafterlolita

I so wanted James Carville to take a shot of mermaid vodka.

A bad night for goldfish and glassware.

2012 will be better. Or we will all die. #newyears

The front page of HuffPost says it all. #GlobalGagRule 😑

Hey Microsoft Support why is it impossible to talk to a human being via support?

Particularly when I can't login to my account because your password reset is flawed Microsoft Support

Reset my password repeatedly over several days, but it won't let me login with that password to merge my email, as required Microsoft Support

Won't let me login to Skype with reset password. Password reset limbo, 0 human support, totally ineffective troubleshooting Microsoft Support