Kissing booth 3. I have thoughts and questions!!!! A. This is an unhealthy friendship do ur own thang girl and B. Who is operating the colored moving spotlights at this teen house party?????

Still watching kissing booth 3. I’m sorry Elle my girl but you’re just creating drama where there’s NOT drama but I DID call that fist fight

Also why is this whole family pretending to like Monopoly?! No one likes monopoly!!

Update: I have stopped watching #KissingBooth3. That home again movie with like 30 rotten tomaties was muuuuch better

in my line of werk i'm constantly telling people i totally understand but i gotta come clean with y'all on here - i rarely and usually only slightly understand

My toxic trait is that after two glasses of wine, I hype up all my friends in the insta DMs and comments. Like heck yes besties, I’m so proud of you and now I have no filter!!! PS @vardaanarora HAPPY BIRTHDAY I’ve been thinking bout you nonstop and you’re a treasure 💖

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damn so it’s gonna be one of those weekends where i have the liberty mutual song stuck in my head, huh

Post game shows always sound like there needs to be more furniture in the room like WHY is everyone YELLING it is too echo-y

“Single and ready to get my hand stuck in a Pringle jar”

Not even joking, I just said “Alexa, play happy vibes from Spotify” and this girlie goes “ok, playing sad bunny frown” UMMMM ma’am

It’s always hot girl summer and never hot dog summer…

NYT best seller idea: cookbook for divorcés who only got custody of certain appliances (I.e. air fryer, toaster, s’mores maker, waffle maker). Yes????

The girlie urge to bury the hatchet but then forget where you buried it

A whole bunch of VERY Fast Women

Bachelor spin-off idea: no extravagant pre-planned dates, just the bachelor showing up and saying “what do you want for dinner tonight?” and the girl saying “idk”

Can I drive in the HOV lane if it’s just me and all my personalities?

Mom isn’t sleeping on Clayton

Cha cha AGAIN?! In THIS economy???