if i wait too long in between hair washes i don’t feel worthy of love

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

this year felt like being awake during surgery

with reality tv ofc

ME:

we don’t allow cartoons in our house, we believe they’re detrimental to mental growth

i'm flying delta in like two weeks please only post photos of me looking snatched if things go south

how the fuck am i supposed to consistently down 200 grams of protein every single day without structuring my entire life around this

“Put the toilet seat back down when you’re done”

Me summarising my January, February and March:

It truly did hit like crack

Guys I'm sobbing a local woman passed away in September and her husband/family rented a whole store at the mall to show off her Christmas decorations 😭 nothing is for sale it's literally just so everyone can see it and it's so beautiful I love love

Please