Eagles: ............... Frankie Luvu at the goal line:

go birds

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. GO BIRDS.

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

so I have an idea for a heist movie but instead of taking anything it’s the same vibe as the leprechaun that would come into your kindergarten classroom and throw shit around. No money, no gratification, just chaos. Working title is Operation Paper Pusher.

I think the funniest part about Republicans not understanding basic history is watching the U.S. military sing “One Day More” from Les Mis, at the 2025 Governors Ball… Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.😹

[THREAD] This #WomensHistoryMonth, let's not forget how many of our rights were only won in recent decades, and weren’t given by asking nicely and waiting. We need to fight for our rights. Here's are a few examples:

rare New Jersey W 🥹❤️

Robert Downey JR

felt so bad doing long distance when i was in college bc my partner would have actual mental breakdowns about how much he missed me meanwhile i would forget to talk to him for 24hrs straight & just send him a picture captioned "sammich :)"

And the truth shall set you free

So you want a name different from your given name because you feel it more accurately reflects your identity? Interesting

that etsy witch:

just found out that old white man didn't do it, he just yelled, "and I'd do it again!" and effectively bought the actual shooter time to get away 😭

Like some shit you'd see in The Boys and people said that was too on the nose lmfao

well then hahahahha

i do not “check stats”. i do not compare players, i do not do sports betting, i do not look at player rankings. I TURN ON THE GAME. and if we lose, I KILL MYSELF.