Imagine getting home late and being scared to enter your own house because of the young lady you married.

Nobody loves Monday more than a lady with new hairstyle done over the weekend.

Bleaching is so high in Kenya, my brother just discovered that he is dating his Ex for the second time.

One of my biggest flaws that when I ask someone what their name is..... I forget to listen to what their name is.

If a girl gives you her number, read it again with one wrong digit. If she corrects you, it means she's very much interested.

There is a court higher than supreme court. It is called "Female Saloon" If your case reach there, you are gone.

If you're going through a lot you should rest now so that you can continue going through a lot tomorrow. You might be the chosen one.

Welcome to Kenya where you will wait at a police station queue until you end up forgiving the person you have gone to report.

Getting called "ugly" by a child is painful because you know children don't lie.

You have to have a personal code of ethics that you won't break or bend for anyone. No matter how people start acting, stick to your code.

If my car’s running perfectly, I get suspicious… that’s not its personality.

Stop breaking your sugar daddies hearts. They are our bosses at work & they are shouting at us for no reason.

When the bush is on fire the chameleon must abandon the walking style of his ancestors.

That awkward moment when you leave the supermarket without buying anything and all you can think is . . . Act natural, you're innocent.

If you are dating a girl in Karatina, dont visit her unannounced in this cold. - Happy New Week

The Standard should do an article on what do single people do when it gets cold? There are people who have gone through the three Julys we have been through this year without any cuddles or foot rubs.

Seeing my bosses "chewing " their juniors is enough reason to marry a house wife.

As you grow older you understand why your parents used to say "whoever comes asking to see me, tell them I am not around"

If you live in Thika Road and your first thought before buying a car is “consumption” you need to work harder .

Not everybody who goes to the toilet in a bar goes to pee, some go to count the money they're remaining with.