Me after waking up one day, setting boundaries and never talking to certain people again.

Don't come around me with low confidence cause I believe I can fly.

The only problem I want for me, my family & friends all 2026 🫵🏾✨😮‍💨💸💕

i firmly believe in NOT answering the phone or texting bck if i don’t have the mental capacity or energy to talk. idc who it is!

You cannot teach or force this type of thoughtfulness, it comes naturally from a man who REALLY Loves you!

starting a rewatching ur new show comfort show for the 15th time

Ima touch so much money this year

if men are “natural leaders,” why do women end up doing everything?

i absolutely do not like anyone who dislikes my mom idgaf who you are

i got a smart ass comeback for anything smart that’s said to me.

a lot of yall only mad at Druski church skit bc he’s showing how them pastors be playing in yall faces & taking yall money 🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

If we don’t open until 8.. why the fuck are u walking in at 7:45 😩 just to read and drink coffee

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

The reach back ALWAYS makes me feel like I’m THAT girl! Never gets old. 🙌🏾

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

You gotta watch people that eat SUN CHIPS, real mfking closely.

if abortion is ILLEGAL, men abandoning their pregnant partners should be ILLEGAL too. if women can't opt out of PREGNANCY, then men shouldn't be able to opt out of FATHERHOOD either!

My mama would’ve turned “you the birthday” into “you finna be the ass whopping if don’t clean them dishes” so quick😂😂😂😂