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Kipchumba Murkomen - CS INTERIOR, ABDUCTIONS & KIDNAPPINGS BANANA REPUBLIC OF KENYA !

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I have a feeling that the CS remained in his job for the last 6 months for only 1 reason. To investigate who abducted his son. And I think the investigation is complete.

Citizen journalism is crazy. That Citi Hoppa bus driver who tried to block the Toyota Noah which abducted Maria Sarungi Tsehai, you are my hero in 2025. God bless whoever that man is.

we used to wake up login here to laugh and joke , get news , make money...look what they made this app look like you login and you already want a drink

Incase you need to tell our foreign friends to tweet in their languages! Swahili: Ruto lazima aondoke French: Ruto doit partir German: Ruto muss gehen Spanish: Ruto debe irse Italian: Ruto deve andarsene Portuguese: Ruto deve sair Dutch: Ruto moet gaan Chinese (Simplified):

Alaaa,hii iko kwa CBC?🤣🤣🤣🤣

One day in office, Trump amecommit to almost all his promises. 3 years later, Ruto is still lying.

Ghai, watu wa Mombasa County, 001. Mko? Are you aware that the expenditure for street lighting amounting to 13.7M was erroneous classified as office furniture & equipment instead of civil works? 💀💀

Many people have been wondering what would drive Denzel to dump garbage and raw sewage in front of a critical utility's headquarters and vandalise fibre optic cables belonging to businesses that partner with it. The answer is in understanding the mind of an uneducated

Nikama tactic imechange. wanakupin, wanakumezesha concoctions, alafu wanawacha wameandika barua ikae niwewe.

The generation that was in school during the Moi & even Kibaki era was taught to fear but as much to praise and attain the favour of the ruling class. I remember reciting a 500+ words biography of Kenyatta in primary school. But this generation was born in blooming democracy.

I hope no one feeds that Echoes of War script into an AI video generator and obtains a killer trailer for that upcoming film. Msikuwe creative hivyo.

Mr Julius Migosi has disbanded Butere Girls BOM for allowing a non teaching staff to direct a play. Meanwhile, Aisha Jumwa is the Chairperson Engineering Board of Kenya, Without attending any Engineering class. These are sick people! #JusticeForButereGirls #RutoMustGoNow

Good idea!

Daisy Cherogony is one woman who experienced Matiang'i's wrath firsthand. In 2017, she was fired from JKIA after asking the then-Education CS to queue like other passengers. Matiang'i placed a direct call to Transport CS Macharia, resulting in her immediate dismissal.

🤣🤣🤣🤣...Dar afadhali,kunae atampeleka pale mama ngina waterfront ale kachiri na madafu.

If Kenyan's made viagra

Had a scarey experience last week,got a tyre burst on the road with Tsavo national park on both sides(East and West) at 8:30pm.Luckily I wasn't alone,but if you'd have seen me change that tire,you would think I work in one of the F1 teams.🤣

Somebody come up with a good meme for this.