In 1989, Bo Jackson had 32 home runs and 105 RBI and then averaged 5.5 yards per carry that fall in the NFL. Think about that for a minute. Even if you’re already aware.

There’s no parking lot like an 80s high school parking lot. You know some of those sweet rides will be cruising town after the football game Friday night.

Protect your mental health at all times. Your mind is invaluable, as are you…

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Yes we were

That’s about right kid….. lifetime of enjoyment in front of you🤣

Barney Rubble’s car is underrated as hell. Motherfucker was just out there driving a first grade pencil around.

Rocky IV has a 37% critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes which, according to my back of the napkin math, means 63% of movie critics can kiss my ass.

Everybody gather ‘round, we’re gonna have some poverty popsicles. Kool-Aid, Tang, random fruit juices, maybe some Coke. It was like playing the goddamn lottery.

Get some water, motherfucker, we’re having orange juice.

High school students, 1989.

I wish I was there the day bumper cars were first pitched. “We need an exciting new attraction.” “Let’s put vulnerable children in their own cars.” “For what purpose?” “To collide with as much force as possible and whiplash the hell out of each other.” “Goddamn, I love it!”

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The fastest times ever recorded in each Triple Crown race: Kentucky Derby: Secretariat, 1:59 2/5 Preakness Stakes: Secretariat, 1:53 Belmont Stakes: Secretariat, 2:24 Are you not entertained?

You know how playground slides have that rubber mulch around them now? We didn't need it because our falls were cushioned by the chipped teeth of children who previously had played there.

Why the fuck did adults in the 70s insist on giving us these haircuts? We all looked like a mushroom’s dick.

You’re paired with this guy for 18 holes: what are you doing? 😂 (🎥: Golf on CBS ⛳)

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