if the coast is clear call me

you can’t convince me that i have to remove all the enjoyment from my life to reach a goal

career should be your 2ND PRIORITY , your 1ST PRIORITY should always be looking sexy ….

Finding a white person’s dog would fix all my financial problems .

the way I went from bartending to now wearing suits every day is crazy .. I miss when my life was unserious

need another white lotus season immediately

Only the richest of tastebuds can understand the delicacy of carrot cake

Light-skinned

So you’re saying it should be illegal to enter the capitol building in protest?

Dave NewBlood you know what, maybe you’re right 💀

i wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, i am the funniest

What a privilege to be tired from the work you prayed for. What a privilege to feel overwhelmed by growth you used to dream about. What a privilege to be challenged by a life you created on purpose. What a privilege to outgrow things you used to settle for.

ѕєиɪ My favorite hobby is replacing normal phrases with cryptic alternatives to keep people on their toes. Like instead of saying have a good day replace it with enjoy your next 24 hours.

Ellie Mae ѕєиɪ Don't say Take care! Say be aware of your surroundings.

this is truly one of my favorite videos of all time😭

Dating people non stop and never being single is an actual red flag

please take your apple watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. you look like a spy kid

just on stage hollering 😭😭