OK but who is writing it and can it please be me? apple.news/AYllPHHu8QKeDp…

Kamala breaking the VP crown and giving a piece to Walz, Beshear, and Shapiro.

Hear me out we don’t have one VP, we have a Midwestern Avengers of VPs, just like 6 guys who share one office

Is she going to do some kind of final challenge for the veep contenders on Live TV?

Pretty amazing that the GOP has done enough to garner the "weird" tag when RFK Jr. is providing such tough competition.

With Harris and Walz we are about to enter apostrophe hell.

Gov. Walz, what can you do about getting Drop Dead Gorgeous onto a streaming platform? We wanna support your state!

Tim Walz was an REI hire.

Balls to the Walz... is this something? Can I get hired as a speechwriter now?

Perfection.

I am Tim Walz.

I look forward to this Libra v. Gemini showdown during Virgo Season.

They'll literally ban anything except guns.

How does one get into synchronized swimming, and am I too late?

Ok, who has got a few minutes to follow the money on this and see what UCI is getting paid for it, because they definitely are getting paid for it.

YES, PLEASE!

Real talk, babywearing community, how much food are we dropping on our kid’s head daily?

Me explaining the differences between the four different Colorado Blvd Targets (Glendale, Eagle Rock, Pasadena, and Also Pasadena):

The folks behind Watch Duty better never pay for another drink in the Los Angeles area as long as they live.