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FIRST ROUND SUBMISSION FOR KINGSLAYER 🚨 Paddy Pimblett remains UNDEFEATED in the UFC! #UFC304

I didn’t hit 1 parlay today. Football is back!

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ELEVEN IN A ROW FOR THE MACHINE Merab “The Machine” Dvalishvili is taking home bantamweight GOLD tonight! [ #UFC306 | موسم الرياض | Riyadh Season #NocheUFC ]

it feels so good to be surrounded by fellow elite athletes

When Punxsutawney Phil makes his key weather prediction this coming Groundhog Day, Feb. 2, it will be the first year he'll be doing so as a parent. The famous groundhog and his partner, Phyllis, welcomed two baby groundhogs in March 2024. abcnews.link/38M76qw

In places you can’t pronounce, eating things you can’t afford.

Steve Erceg’s announcement for his #UFCMexico main event against Brandon Moreno is incredible 🚲😅

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I caught some raccoons on a top secret mission last night 😂🦝

The belt has returned 😤🏆 @AlexVolkanovski | #UFC314

SERIES EVEN‼️

BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says the CDC covered up an internal study which found a 1135% increase in autism risk from hepatitis B vaccine.

up early to warn the worms

John Rockefeller over here buying pre-mixed cinnamon and sugar

The first thing you do in a position like that is relax. That’s all that was. I don’t blame anybody and I’m not upset. Misinterpretations happen. I forgive you.

AS CLEAN OF A HEAD KICK YOU'LL SEE 😮‍💨 What a KO from Quillan Salkilld! #UFC321

MORE HARDWARE FOR THE HIGHLIGHT 🏆 Justin Gaethje 🇺🇸 defeats Paddy Pimblett by Unanimous Decision to become the new interim lightweight champion of the world! [ B2YB @OReillyAuto | #UFC324 ]