no money november is going absolutely fantastic so far

*Playing Euchre* “Pick it Up” My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: What’s trump again?

“Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

Congratulations Schmidt and CeCe

Can’t believe the government re opened, what’s next? Blockbuster?

Kinda rude how fries aren’t healthy but ok

I’m trying to have peter take me out on a date

The look you get from your family when they want you on American Idol but you end up on The Bachelorette. #TheBachelorette

the best adult hobby is studying the menu of a restaurant over and over again three hours before you go there for dinner

Daily inspirational reminders:

When coffee controls your life