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kellyshmo

@kellyshmo

I serve alcoholic drinks, play video games on the internet and laugh at fart jokes for a living. [email protected] pls don’t need me

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linkhttp://twitch.tv/kellyshmo calendar_today14-01-2012 08:38:45

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Things I'm grateful for this OW season: home screen audio isn't super annoying!!!!! Things I'm NOT so grateful for: lemme watch my replays and highlights without kickin' me out the whole shit 😡

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The ‘land of the free’ is investigating isolating and removing immigrants while being operated by a trans-fearing/oppressive convicted felon whose right hand man is an immigrant who doesn’t like it when people dead-name Twitter.

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Y’all I have been overhaul deep cleaning my apartment and let me just say this for the billionth time: if your mental health wreaks havoc on your living space/hygiene/motivation, you’re not alone and I know it’s scary and hard to confront 🥺❤️

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The way I was turning blue trying to hold back a scream when I realized this lady on the other side of the bar who kept describing the color of this man’s “chancla” was actually her describing his aura- and was mispronouncing “chakra.” 😩😩😩😩😩😩😂

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Phrrog said he farted in my face while I was seated playing a game on my oculus the other day and I’m pretty sure he was joking but also I can’t stop wondering if he was serious because I’ve been sick and can’t smell anything