i will not be conceding as pi phi president. i deserve another term. why? because i’m HOT. taking this recount to standards. NO PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER.

YOURE KIDDING ME

my life will be complete when i’ve seen every painting hanging in cafe brule in real life

my birthday is in may guys

my lifestyle is loudly talking about inappropriate topics on different forms of international public transportation

this is where george washington and his army stopped to get cookie batter coolattas and maple glazed crullers

i have spent time in a high security prison (when my sorority had 23 hour quiet hours during finals)

staring directly at the eclipse. there’s something up there that the radical left doesn’t want us to know

should i run for president??

Maybe the surprise guest was the friends we made along the way

september

The citizens of zootopia are being feasted on

i’m sorry “i sent abdul from the taliban a picture of his house and he said why are you sending me a picture of my house and i said you’re going to have to figure that out abdul” will be stuck in my head forever

Reba, not right now……

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today: – Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them.

tik tok ban is my y2k

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

2023: Barbie summer 💗 2024: Brat summer 💚 2025: Kit summer 💔

being the funny friend is so hard cause it’s like ughhh im good at bowling too