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Country Lawyer

@keithpallen

I'm a pretty good fella...when it's not duck season.

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I don’t disagree. But, I would like to hear Senator Ted Cruz reconcile his position on COVID with pervasive legislation requiring motorists to wear seatbelts and motorcyclists to wear helmets. It seems those laws are less compelling than COVID laws that affect public health.

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I suppose it’s due to never warning the news anymore, but I sincerely just had the thought, “wait, do we have a military nowadays?” I was serious. Seems I’ve not heard about it in years. I’ve not heard of anyone signing up. Don’t reckon it matters, really - just was wondering.

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Can’t help but ponder the notion that it matters none how any “elected” official performs if they aren’t actually elected. #ballotbags

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The world gonna see what happens with folks who so love peace and understand the only way to address its adversary, chaos and destruction. #guarddogawake

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Every American boy raised by a father is taught to never start trouble, but to always end it. Bout every 20 years the nonsense in the world gets loud enough to rouse those boys from their peaceful slumber. This time they’ll handle it without the aid of their impotent Uncle Sam.

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I would be very interested to read the transcripts from when Congress debated the SSA in 1935. My hunch is the dissenting arguments would be hauntingly prophetic. It would be wonderful if a gov’t effort to avoid life’s difficulties could work.

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For what it’s worth, I’m the easiest fella to buy a gift for, if ever the inclination strikes you. It’s simple...Megabass Vision110 jerkbait...any color. No need for the “+” or all the gizmo models...just the OG Vision110. $25/each. Just one will thrill me.

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Excited to be on tour with Whiskey Myers here’s a cover of Stone in honor of the first run of their tour 2/16 in Maryland and NY! youtu.be/EhYGWExPotI via YouTube

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When I was a kid there was the “real” news and there was the National Enquirer, which was known and accepted as entertainment. Now, it’s all National Enquirer. All of it. Supposedly Ukraine was attacked by Putin? I’d like to know what’s going on but I don’t check the Enquirer. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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You know how on American Idol when a duet auditions, almost always one makes it to Hollywood and the other does not? Well, Wynona’s going to Hollywood. Every time. #grandpatellusboutthegoodoldtruth

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It’s super-easy to spot a weak argument/position when someone claims to be right because of their academic pedigree. I’d be more persuaded if they announced they’d just arrived from their stay at Holiday Inn by IHG Express.