Why did this customer just tell me he tried to shoot his wife

Not wrong

I went from having 0 hobbies to too many hobbies way too quick

I wish I had a REAL s*gar d*ddy that would send me 2K

I fear I’m coming down with a case of the tall city blues

We need more goldsmiths on twitter

Terrell about to be so sad

movies with these type of posters never disappoint

Mustard 🤢

This tattoo is the only thing that’s gonna make today better. $katihale95 if ya wanna help make today not the worst day of my life :)))

Why is Kuykendall spelt like that

i’m not “🥺” shy i’m “🧍🏻‍♀️” shy

Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo 🫶🏼

This man was staring at me so hard in the Walmart parking lot that he backed into another car 💀💀

Everyone my age - getting married, having kids, have a career, graduated from grad school, etc. What am I doing? Literally just existing

Houston next weekend 👀

30+40=70 7+8= 15 70+15=85

Well I did look cute for Mother’s Day before it started pouring rain

This in no way shape or form makes my actions dismissible but omg i do feel a little less shitty