mom: where are you going me: meeting with the rabbi mom: why are you meeting a rabbi me: to plan dad’s service mom: but i’m not jewish me: yes but your husband, the dead guy, was jewish mom: so where are you going? me: to meet the rabbi mom: a rabbi? but i’m not j—

i’m really hoping new york votes for this guy

A lot of this tracks with chattering coming from Trumps people. Trump is apparently planning to hit Elon—HARD. It could get really, really ugly. Elon needs to cover his bases. Now. Elon Musk Maye Musk 𝙺𝚒𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚔 🤠 Maye Musk

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

HANG “BIG BALLS” Donald J. Trump

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

Trump kept X.

Matthew Yglesias why would you want to associate with a nazi?

Mom and dad sent him to his friends house so he wouldn’t have to hear them fight.

🚨 BREAKING: elon musk is now censoring this photo of him standing next to noted convicted sex trafficker ghislaine maxwell when posted on twitter

Jack You could be witnessing something much worse. Payment for DOGE.

people just admit to anything on here

i hope he does this. i would love so much if there was a new rightwing party in the US that only ever gets 6% of the national vote. that’d be so sick

Adderall got me on the wikipedia page for Wind

we need to ban ai i’m so serious

HAHAHAHAHA

Noted, Maya. Thanks for the update.

never kill yourself you must outlive the terrorist state of israel