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If I were the McDonald’s employee I would have said, “Don’t you mean Delay-o-Fish?” +WINK*

No wonder there's MANGIA in his name cause he EATS #LuigiMangione

He's a man with some feminine features. No wonder his name is Luigi Mangina.

Rubén Sierra

Just saw a Stanley mug and thought about how I’d trust 1990s NY Yankees Catcher and perfect jawline stud Mike Stanley to make a strong thermos.

This is BAD FOR COMEDY. They're the funniest seat. ....At least we have a few more months together. Many long goodbyes a champagne toast with mango bellinis is ahead.

Lakers are given Steph Curry too much room to shoot threes. He may be missing now but if you keep giving them to him he will get in a rhythm. In closing, Warriors win this game.

Studio analyst Bob Myers left before ESPN's Christmas Day NBA coverage ended. I don't think the other analysts even acknowledged it. Stephen A just took his seat.

Cool thread on the year from a UK perspective. I would not have known half this stuff happened even if it was in the US 😂

H&M: Our clothing will be as ambiguous as this relationship

Another hit coming your way. Keenan Steiner & Friends is on January 16 at 7:30 pm Q.E.D. With Ashton Womack, John F. O'Donnell, Tania Lewis, lanceweiss, and maybe more. qedastoria.com/products/keena…

See you on January 23 with my one man show, PUERTO VALLARTA! Back after 2 years away... ti.to/keenan/keenan-… #mexico #puertovallarta #english

Less Than an Hour With Keenan at Anonimo banderasnews.com/keenan-steiner… Join Keenan Steiner at AnonimoVideoBarPV 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇨🇦 🥂🍹🍺 on Jan 23 at 8 pm for a night of standup and storytelling

Puerto Vallarta is on Thursday, I are back with my show that I'm proud of. See you then: ti.to/keenan/keenan-…

Cúal es la palabra para "taint" or "grundle" en español?

It's taken me about 5 years to care less about negative comments and just accept that it's people who are sad. But it took that long. We needed a course in this a long time ago.

Only the biggest dork could make Harvard look cool

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