Does anybody know why he did that to me . No worries if not

every Saturday is a chance to find a creative new way to spend $350

if u having a Halloween party this year invite me or I’m callin the cops

Everybody who was in my car last night pull up again tonight we about to clean it‼️‼️

when i get overstimulated i get mean af😭 like everybody just stop ttm!

Telling me to do something when I’m already in the middle of doing it

Tell me lies has me feeling manic rn

pls

everything I hear about that outerbanks show is crazy….what do you mean they had stunt doubles for a cuddle scene because the actors couldn’t be civil for a single scene

Me if I was runnin shit fr

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how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

i wonder what they laughing at on tik tok rn.

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

Surrealist artist Edward James was so deeply in love with his wife that when he saw her wet footprints ascending the stairs, he had them woven into the carpet 👣💚