Sad songs sound better on cheap guitars

Watched a Spirit Halloween commercial in my dream and enjoyed it. They’re taking over *all* the real estate apparently

The people who brake when driving through a tunnel are the same people who clap at the end of a flight

Thanksgiving through Giving Tuesday is just spirit week for adults

we all need to try and understand mayonnaise better

Gonna start ending meetings with “This was fun. We should do this again sometime”

Those "climate change is a hoax" people sure are quiet today

The funniest part of being a software engineer is no one ever knows how to pronounce anything

CDC announces the 5 second rule no longer applies. Any food currently on the floor is now fair game

Just remember, we shut the country down for a few thousand cases. Now, we had 543,000 new cases Monday alone and there’s “no federal solution”

This is so important

“You can’t have that cookie, Elmo, Rocco wants to eat it!” “HOW?!? How is Rocco gonna eat that cookie, Zoe?!”

First date question: which 4 Full House characters should get the Covid tests?

hi Nova is 3 years old today :') open.spotify.com/album/3MjWlCzO…

Slowed + reverb songs on youtube have become my lifeblood

Starting an ADHD music streaming service that only plays songs up until the second verse

The absolute chaos of Katelyn Stanton flying

Just once I’d like to be a person familiar with a matter

Hard salami, as opposed to easy salami