Its more than just a condom

When a girl replies with "awww thanks" it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from.

My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.

Me: you're sitting on my seat Classmate: i don't see your name on it. Me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up.

Sometimes those who don't socialize much aren't actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

#truth

McDonalds should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window....

I've grown so unattached from people like I could move across the country and not give a shit about leaving anyone expect for like 3 people.