iPhone folks can finally not carry their shit cable everywhere. Big day for all you frootloops

T0:everybody must pay to use the service, only way to kill bots T1:coolmeme420 and his friends are allowed for free T2:brands are free if they pay for ads. T3:is free again but we will show free tier users ads T4:everybody gets served ads because ads are content Bots thriving

Restaurant review app but only people that know what they're talking about can leave reviews

Is Elon just creating bots now? A lot of September eggs

I've irritated an AI

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Too hot, please fix

When there's no competent people left to do a refactor

Can't even re-read dune at a cafe anymore without looking like a tool

Djokovic wasn't playing at his prime but that wouldn't have changed the result. Can't win by just pushing the ball anymore. Alcaraz's tennis is perfect

Hey Leon tesla can you fix distributed systems? You know what that even means? Elon Musk