rare jeff appearance coming soon in seoul

all you need is patience & a fat nutsack to make millions.

see you there!

Looking at HL optimistically is all you needed to do to outperform since 2023. Pessimism leads to: > HL activity is just wash traders > Jeff is going to steal your money > Airdrop farmers will send HYPE to zero > NK is about to hack HL > Team is gonna dump on you Hyperliquid

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the Hypio thesis has always been so stupidly simple be left curve, make all the wrong trades, blow up your trading account but do it is as a mindvirus embedded inside the house of all finance this is what "bd" and "gtm" on hyperliquid looks like🫡 hWo

This week, 3,564,730 $QTO was burned, bringing the total burn since quanto.trade launched to roughlt 9.5 milllion tokens—in just 14 days. Burns occur every Monday at 8AM GMT. See this week's burn here: solscan.io/tx/5LuZW7NQ8aT… Read more on Quant's fees, burn, and

hear me out. pokémon GO but you earn crypto when you catch something

The most successful crypto application ever created sits just behind *squints* stellar lumens on the market cap rankings

every single day a piece of bullish news drops, that if it happened 5 years ago it would have been the single biggest news story of the year in crypto now we dont even talk about it adoption. and yes, we won forever.

they touched grass they opened the mobile app they lost their minds early users realizing what they just got access to: cross-chain perps. mobile-native. no gas. no wallets. no bs. you’re either in the beta or watching history from the timeline go.defi.app/iOS-beta

We'd love to have all Hypio holders trading on the Forecast Terminal of Hyperliquid. What Hypio traits should we WL for the competition? Niqabs? PvP hats? Kinetiq hats? All of them + more? Let us know ↓

🚨 Another #USELESS shill from me but Bonk Guy’s confidence (mine too) in this uber useless cycle is 💯 backed by Nansen 🧭 receipts 🗑️🧾 📊 Useless Sector Leadership • $21.8M daily vol = #4 across ALL SOL memes • Outtrading $BOME ($19.1M) & $YZY ($17.2M) while 6x smaller

things i'm looking at for the day, prolly week; - anticipating YEET's sportsbook. - look into Limitless, Earlybird, and a couple of other prediction markets. - keep an eye out for what legend.trade is cooking on megaeth. - check out @almanak__ on cookie. rewards

a non-crypto creator just launched his streaming coin on pump fun, and has make 9 thousand dollars in 40 minutes of being live. Kick/Twitch actually could never, there’s no revenue generation model for those streaming platforms besides donations. more streamers are coming.

Gundo Avengers pod looking cinematic 🎥🎬👌

/nothing_in_your_way

Conviction over noise.

TRUMP: VIOLENCE AND MURDER TRAGIC CONSEQUENCE OF DEMONIZING THOSE WITH WHOM YOU DISAGREE

PSA to USDH bidders: the preliminary rules to become a quote asset just dropped. There is a 3 year commitment of staking 200K HYPE + a myriad of reqs (slashing will occur if the reqs are not met). I'm not sure how many teams have HYPE, but they will have to soon! Hyperliquid