Father’s Day

I cannot wait to completely lose my shit at the Coheed show.

Once again, I tore my achilles way before all these NBA posers.

Project Pat, Coheed and then BTBaM? Faaaaack.

Daily reminder for everyone to listen to BTBAM

When I hate sports, I have to take a step back, breathe, and think, "I got to witness the greatest Philadelphia Eagles team of all time".

Wander? I hardly know her!

Sixers drafted a dude named Edge/Cum?

The TPain Munchie Meal was one of the absolute sluttiest things I've ever eaten.

You know how hard you gotta miss someone to miss them like the deserts miss the rain? That's some real shit right there.

Quick reminder that Meshuggah is the heaviest band of all time.

I got it. The most poser booze ever. And it's beautiful. Liquid Death

I ain't gonna lie, life ain't all dogshit right now. It ain't the Wednesday night hooch talking either.

Happy 4 more trillion in debt day. Never felt this proud as we continue to destroy the empathy we once held for those less fortunate. So I guess Happy wealthy white 1% day. Enjoy your small regional hospitals while you can. Things just continue to get greater. Happy 4th....

Visual representation of Twitter after 2015.

The Taco Bell chicken nuggets are not great. But stick em in a tortilla with lettuce and sauce and they're certified #pantydroppers

I just bought a gas station Labubu.

A claw machine HATE to see me coming.

Who the fuck let all this Justin Bieber on my suggested shit?

Sure, Jelly Roll vs. a Paul brother in WWE is stupid...but wait until 15 years from now they're competing in a senate race!