I’m sick of pretending! There’s no reason to take the wrapper off of a coffee stirrer! There, I said it.

Hanging up without saying good bye.

No one is more ready for Winter Break to end than our 2 cats 🐈 🐈‍⬛

The Chiefs just scored 30+ points for the first time all season. Good time for it.

“We have company. Get out the nice glasses.”

This might just knock Kansas out of the 1-seed, but we’ll see. #SelectionCommittee4Lyfe

This thread is fascinating and worth the read.

What was the meme?

Eliminating newsroom positions is wild. News stations don’t bat an eye at a $50K bathroom remodel or random stuff, but can’t afford the meager salaries of news positions that are the backbone of the product. Terrible.

There’s a lot of people in Kansas City government and government-adjacent who are feeling pretty vindicated right now after they felt ignored for years. It’s hard not to give them acknowledgment now that they weren’t just making it up in their heads.

No one’s even flipping me off or sticking their tongue out at me. Kids today are SOFT

When you finally regain access to your hacked account and see all of the weird stuff “you” have been posting.

UConn over Duke in the ‘99 NCAA Tournament Final. Big upset by a big talent, but probably more to do with the mistakes of the favorite. Also the possibility of looking back and saying, “Yeah, you know, that makes sense.”

I realize most of us don’t want self-checkout-only, but we as a society have to commit to scanning quicker. We know the drill by now.

If this isn’t your 4th of July, don’t talk to me.

Absolutely not.